Out of the ashes of You've Got To Be Kid-ing comes...This thing.
The Physical Therapist crush.
I first noticed the Physical Therapist when she entered my line of sight. Go figure. I guess I'm not in the mood for a shocking opener today. But then...I REALLY FUCKING NOTICED the Physical Therapaist.
She was pur-ty.
Hey, the best way to get over an old girl is to get under a new one.
Now, I would (And still think) tell my now non-preggo friend Lisa that she was the most beautiful girl in the world. Or at least in my world. And yeah, that may've be laying it on a little thick considering I think Anne Hathaway is waaay more beautiful than Lisa. Oh and so is Tina Fey for some weird reason...
But...Will I ever get to meet Anne Hathway (Or Tina Fey)? See? Priorities, people!
So if Lisa was the most beautiful girl in my world...Then the Physical Therapist is the sexiest girl in my world. See what I did there? There is a difference here, folks. Beautiful and sexy are not one in the same! Now...As to which one is better or whatever, I have no idea. I just know both make me horny.
Oh, and the Physical Therapist is sexy as hell!
(Don't worry about whether she's a good person or if she gives to charity or if she is good with children or nice to her mother...These things aren't important right now).
She's the kind of sexy chick that gives men an actual physical reaction (Normally in the pants region) and causes other women to hate her for it. But normally her only haters are the Uggo's Of The World and we Great Looking Gaggers and Gag Readers don't have to worry about them, do we?
So, knowing of the Physical Therapists great hot-ness, my initial approach to her was delayed through the usual: fear and inadequecy. Besides, I only saw her up on the floors helping people get physical. So what was my "in"? And how could I effectively talk to such a sexy freak of therapy?
I wonder if it says something about me that I seriously considered breaking my own leg. Am I getting desperate? Don't answer that. Because the truth is: hell, no! (At least not yet...) You haven't seen this chick! She's super sexy! She's like the Superman of sexy but, you know, not the "man" part. So, yeah, I seriously debated throwing myself down a flight of steps. You see, then the Physical Therapist would've had to get physical with me to help heal me and we could bond and Whoop! there it is. It could've been a Lorraine Baines/George McFly scenario.
Luckily, I didn't have to break my leg though.
But...We'll get there.
This story is just getting started.
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