So I got up early this morning (after not really even sleeping last night) to call my Doctor's office and schedule an appointment. I called, and there was no answer, but there was an answering machine message asking for information and they would call back. So I left my message, and at the end when I was about to give them my number I completely blanked out and couldn't remember my telephone number. So I just ended my message with "I have no idea what my phone number is".

I felt like an idiot when I called back a few minutes later (with my telephone number written on a scrap piece of paper and clutched tightly in my fingers). Oh well, I hope I made someone laugh, at least. And for the record, I have an appointment with my Doctor at 9am tomorrow. Hopefully he can get me back to feeling well once again.