Things You Shouldn't Say to Your First Date: 17:01 - March 17, 2010
Erica: You're cuter in the light.
G: Awww, c'mon, I was wearing a pinstripe suit when we met!
E: Still. It's nice to see your face. You have a goofy smile.
G: Are we fishing here?
E: Maybe.
G: I warn you, I have a fucked up vocab around pretty women.
E: Does that mean I'm pretty?
G: More like... Gorge-balls.
E: WHAT?
G: Gorge-balls. Gorgeous as balls. But not like testicles-balls. Like "balls" meaning the new, popular synonym for something extreme or a big deal.
E: That's the sweetest, fucked up thing anyone's ever said to me.
G: Yeah. Can I get drunk the next time you ask me for a compliment?