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Things You Shouldn't Say to Your First Date: 17:01 - March 17, 2010

Erica: You're cuter in the light.

G: Awww, c'mon, I was wearing a pinstripe suit when we met!

E: Still. It's nice to see your face. You have a goofy smile.

G: Are we fishing here?

E: Maybe.

G: I warn you, I have a fucked up vocab around pretty women.

E: Does that mean I'm pretty?

G: More like... Gorge-balls.

E: WHAT?

G: Gorge-balls. Gorgeous as balls. But not like testicles-balls. Like "balls" meaning the new, popular synonym for something extreme or a big deal.

E: That's the sweetest, fucked up thing anyone's ever said to me.

G: Yeah. Can I get drunk the next time you ask me for a compliment?

- El_Warmachine